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Senior · High · Rank · 2026
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POLLING PLACE (just kidding — go sign)
— Send Word —

Reach out. Or reach over.

Tips, endorsements, and corrections all welcome here. If you'd rather write to the people who can actually move the paperwork, their names and a copy-paste template are further down the page.

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Who To Actually Write To

— Skip The Middle, Go To The Source —
A

Akhil

Chairman of the Board

Already endorsing Snails publicly. A short note saying thanks and asking him to make the promotion official is enough. Anything longer is wasted on him.

C

Croissant

Vice-Chairman, Operations

Handles operations, which is where this promotion is actually stuck. A specific note lands better than a sweeping one. Citing the Guides Committee endorsement tends to move the needle.

G

The Guides Committee

Most credentialed committee in history

Already endorsing publicly. Thanking them is polite. Asking them to keep saying it loudly is what actually moves the conversation along, so do that as well.

S

Senior High Rank Council

The people who actually file the paperwork

This is the bottleneck. Be polite, be brief, cite the endorsements they trust, mention the petition, and sign your name at the bottom.

Pre-Drafted Message

— For When You Don't Trust Yourself —

Template: A Polite But Direct Note

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— You Wrote The Note. Good. —

Now send it.

A drafted message in your drafts folder doesn't help anyone. Hit send when it's ready, forward the petition somewhere it'll be read, and pick the channel where the message will actually land.

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